Interested in joining HKA?

The success and longevity of HKA is due largely to 3 things. Extremely selective screening of candidates, a high level of skill among those candidates, and a very easy going approach to online gaming. HKA does not hold tryouts and is Invite only.
In order to be considered for recruitment, you must first meet the following criteria.
- You must be at least 21 years of age. - We prefer a certain level of maturity and the ability to enter a bar with us and get shitfaced legally.
- You must be financially capable of going on HKA excursions. - i.e. our annual Vegas Trip.
- You must have some affinity for Hong Kong Action Movies.
- You must have some semblance of a normal social life.
- You must have a very high level of skill and experience with FPS games and online gaming in general. (on rare occassions this requirement can be nullified by an extremely likable personality, alterior sexual benefits to the clan, or some combination thereof).
- You must be capable of taking a joke. - More specifically, you must not be a pussy when we grill you on IRC.
- You must absolutely have a personality that gels with the rest of the team. - Regardless of your skill, if your personality doesn't click with us you will not be considered.
Some things that will almost certainly prevent you from being a candidate:
"HEY HKA, CAN I JOIN YOUR CLAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" <- shit like this will get you blacklisted immediately
Your best bets.
- Show a high level of skill and maturity on servers that HKA players frequent.
- Become friends with ermac. If somehow, you are capable of doing this without him thinking you are a total fag, you have a seriously good chance of being considered.
If after reading the above, you are still interested, you are ready to embark on your quest. Good Luck!
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