The infamous Mayo incident

[16:43] <HKA|*****> ok... i think i got this motherboard mounted
[16:43] <HKA|*****> should i put anything in it?
[16:43] <HKA|*****> i dont even know where the processor goes :)
[16:43] <HKA|Heat|work> lube all the crews with mayonaise.. it works as an insulator
[16:43] <HKA|Heat|work> er, screws
[16:44] <HKA|Heat|work> lube the proccessor slot with mayonaise also
[16:44] <HKA|*****> are you gay?
[16:44] <HKA|*****> to late
[16:44] <HKA|*****> ohw ell
[16:45] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> haha
[16:45] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> how are we going to hook jason up with jenny?
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[16:49] <HKA|Heat|work> dunno
[16:50] <HKA|*****> what should i connect to the mother board?
[16:50] <HKA|*****> hehe
[16:51] <HKA|*****> gave the motherboard the hold-it-up-and-shake-it test.. it stayed in
[16:52] <HKA|Heat|work> have tu plug the ide cables in
[16:52] <HKA|Heat|work> and power
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[16:52] <HKA|Heat|work> and fans
[16:52] <HKA|Heat|work> make sure to lube them all with mayo
[16:52] <HKA|*****> dont got mayo
[16:53] <HKA|Heat|work> doh
[16:53] <HKA|*****> are you serious about the mayo?
[16:53] <HKA|Heat|work> yah, it dries up and creates a seal around the circuit
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[16:54] <HKA|Hindu> gay ass modem
[16:55] <HKA|Hindu> ***** are you putting your shit together?
[16:55] <HKA|*****> im kind of fucking with it
[16:55] <HKA|Hindu> make sure you use mayo
[16:55] <HKA|*****> i put the motherboard on the case
[16:55] <HKA|Hindu> use "light" mayo though
[16:56] <HKA|*****> so like... put mayonase on the outisde of the sockets?
[16:56] <HKA|*****> wtf
[16:56] <HKA|*****> you guys are seriousl... put mayo on it??!?!
[16:56] <HKA|Hindu> then put some lettuce on the heatsink
[16:56] <HKA|Hindu> and some cheese
[16:56] <HKA|ride> haha
[16:56] <HKA|Hindu> fucking moron
[16:56] <HKA|ride> it's all about the BLT *****
[16:56] <HKA|ride> that's what REALLY keeps it cool
[16:57] <HKA|Hindu> ***** you are like....jackass supreme
[16:57] <HKA|*****> dude.. so do i put mayo on it or not?
[16:57] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> hahhahahaha
[16:57] <HKA|*****> bueller?
[16:57] <HKA|*****> bueller?
[16:57] <HKA|Heat|work> nah man
[16:57] <HKA|Heat|work> no mayo
[16:57] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> hahahaha
[16:57] <HKA|*****> you guys are gay
[16:57] <HKA|Hindu> rofl
[16:57] <HKA|Heat|work> hahahahah
[16:57] <HKA|*****> SOO GAY
[16:57] <HKA|Hindu> wtf dude...how could you even fall for that
[16:58] <HKA|*****> im sitting here with jar of mayo next to me
[16:58] <HKA|*****> HAHAHA
[16:58] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> lol
[16:58] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> lol
[16:58] <HKA|Heat|work> hahahahhahaha
[16:58] <HKA|Hindu> you have the iq of a donkey
[16:58] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> i can see you already with a knife and the jar
[16:58] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> hesitating
[16:58] <HKA|Hindu> lol
[16:58] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> then typing on here
[16:58] <HKA|*****> dude... i was
[16:58] <HKA|*****> hahahaha
[16:58] <HKA|*****> you guys are gay
[16:58] <HKA|Hindu> damn *****...you reached a new low
[16:58] <HKA|Hindu> didn't think that was possible
[16:58] <HKA|*****> so... what an ide cable?
[16:59] <HKA|*****> hehe
[16:59] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> cheese on the processor. rofl
[16:59] <HKA|Hindu> haha
[16:59] <HKA|*****> theres 4 ide sockets
[16:59] <HKA|*****> which do i use for each?
[16:59] <HKA|BeefRamen_v2_0> god I wishyou had a webcam
[16:59] <HKA|*****> no you dont
[16:59] <HKA|Hindu> LOL
[16:59] <HKA|Hindu> dude..i'm saving this log....and giving it to everyone on the internet