Interested in joining us, seriously?
Well then my friend. There’s a few things you need to know.
The success and longevity of HKA is due primarily to 1 thing. Extremely selective screening of candidates. HKA does not hold tryouts and is Invite only.
In order to be considered for recruitment, you must first meet the following criteria.
- You must be at least 21 years of age. At this point, the closer you are to 40, the better.
- You must be willing to travel and have the balls to meet up with complete strangers, ones you only know through the internet, who could very well be planning to sell your body parts to the Chinese triads.
- You must have some affinity for Hong Kong Action Movies.
- You must have a relatively high level of skill and experience with FPS games and online gaming in general. (on rare occassions this requirement can be nullified by an extremely likable personality, alterior sexual benefits to the clan, or some combination thereof).
- You must be capable of taking a joke. We are a toxic environment to the SJW types.
Some things that will almost certainly prevent you from being a candidate:
- Being a cuck. Reading Buzzfeed. Having less testosterone than the writers at Buzzfeed.
Your best bets.
- Have a 6-demon bag.
- Become friends with ermac. If somehow, you are capable of doing this without him thinking you are a total fag, you have a seriously good chance of being considered.
If after reading the above, you are still interested, you are ready to embark on your quest. Good Luck!